Home
Andre 8

Cool Things

 A and I went shopping at Target for our lunch today.  I needed some fall clothes.  

Guess what, people?   I found two skirts that fit - size 8!  Woo!  Of course the jeans and the pants didn't fit, but I have sort of calculated that I'll be at ideal weight in November and so I've got two months to go - roughly 15 pounds or so.  

I am proud of me!

Yesterday J, A, V and I went to lunch with S.  (She doesn't work in our department, but she is funny as hell.)

We got into some strange discussion (us?  No way!) about drinking.  S was suggesting that if American kids were brought up allowed to drink wine in limited amounts, etc., drinking would be no damn big thing.  That's how they do it in Europe and it seems to work just fine.

J was disparaging.  "Kids are still gonna get to college and get shitfaced drunk," he insisted. "It's a rite of passage."
  
"Yes," I agreed, "but they won't be likely to drink 21 shots on their 21st birthdays and drop dead of alcohol poisoning."

"Maybe," he allowed, "but they are still gonna do 10 shots at a frat party and end up with their skirt up to their chin in the back of somebody's pick up."  

"Well," I said, "that sounds like a hell of a lot more fun!"  

He had to agree.

Comments

My parents always used to let me take a sip of their drinks here and there when I was in the single-digit age, and once I got to be about 14 I was allowed to have a glass of wine with dinner on Thanksgiving and Christmas.

I never really did much binge drinking when I was legal, or even college-age. I've gotten drunk, sure, but I've only ever had a few hangovers, and I've only ever thrown up from drinking twice. Ironically, that didn't happen until I was about 33 or so.

Alcohol didn't have a lot of mystique for me. Neither did the bar scene. I attribute a lot of that to spending endless Saturdays with my dad while my mom was working. My grandfather was a serious alcoholic, and my dad always liked to hang out with him on Saturdays. My grandfather liked to frequent bars full of aging redneck/white trash alcoholic types where the only stuff on the jukebox was country music. That was in the '70s, so I endured a lot of unimaginable horror on that front.

Have you ever seen Denis Leary's No Cure for Cancer standup routine? The part where he talks about alkies who drink nothing but gin, nothing but vodka, nothing but whiskey, etc., each developing a different sort of permanent facial characteristic is absolutely true. After being exposed to that sort of thing early on, I never had a particularly enchanted view of alcohol.
When I first started drinking the whole point for me was to get drunk. I never did throw up until I was in my late 20s though. I just spent the next day in utter agony and thinking it was cool because I had a great time the night before. I used to think that if I went out and didn't get plastered, I'd wasted the night. But that didn't last more than a couple of years and I didn't go out every weekend thankfully.

After that the point of drinking was to get buzzed, not drunk, and then it became something that started off the weekend and then it became, eh, whatever. It's not like I don't have my champagne nearly every Friday or Saturday night, but sometimes I look up on Friday night and find out it's 10:30 and I haven't even had my first glass so I say fuck it.

But I can see where alcohol would have no mystique for you. Definitely. Yuck.
Andre 8

December 2008

S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28293031   
Powered by LiveJournal.com