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Deep Tissue Issues

Well, Kristen and I went to Massage Envy yesterday and got massages. I had had one supposedly deep tissue massage at the Houstonian in May for Admin Day but it didn't feel deep to me. I was expecting to be sore the next day and be congested,etc. but nothing.

Well, yesterday hurt me, man. But I told her to. Last night some terrific bruises came out on my arm and there's this one very sore muscle in my right leg (right side of my body needs more help I guess) that hurts even as I type this.

Ow in a good way.

I became a member and so now I get a massage once a month. God, the decadence of my life. A and I are going shopping for some new fall clothes for me next week and we'll see if I can fit on any size 8s yet.

My Tiffany bracelet was a good investment because I wear the damn thing every day and I'm on my second bottle of Armani Code perfume.

So yeah, I still get clothes at Target and Ross, but I sometimes wonder if Future Mina will be wearing something a bit more upscale?

I must be in my rampant materialism stage, but that's cool.

Next stop Mustang GT, baybee!

Comments

There's nothing wrong with a few nices things. Mustang GT = cool.
I so am getting that car! When you come to Houston to visit, I'll give you a ride in it Which means I need to actually get out there and buy it. Which I totally intend to do!
You have 30 days. Get to buying.
30 days? Really? You might have to wait until next time then unless I get really lucky with the housing market in New Orleans in the next month!
Less excuses and more GT buyin'.

;)
If I have to get it in 30 days or less I will need donations. Got a few thousand spare bucks? I know where you got them shoes...
LMFAO.

On my feet sucka....

I do have a spare couple of thousand, but it's going toward my ny 15 inch PowerMac laptop. Sorry hon.
*I do have a spare couple of thousand, but it's going toward my ny 15 inch PowerMac laptop. Sorry hon.*

See how you are? ;)

I'll see what I can do on my own. I will be getting that car. Just a matter of time...
29 days.

;)

Seriously, good luck. Sometimes getting something nice like that just "feels good".

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!

YOU LOVE THE MUSTANG GT, TOO?! I'M YELLING! That thing is fucking hot! HOT!

I want it in all solid black, interior and out. No lame racing stripes. I like 'em evil! If you get one, I will go on a rampage of jealousy.

Whew....*cough*....sorry, I can get all excitable about cars. And nothing beats classic and muscle cars for me. There's a black GTO parked where I get lunch sometimes and it's all I can do to not lick it slowly like a porn star as I walk by it.

On a side note, I'm toadally finding myself buying better, fancier clothes in the last couple of years, too (but still casual ones).

Re: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!

DUUUDE, you know this is tied to Stuart, right? He drove one in Night Stalker and in fact I am staring at it right now because in the virtually life sized goddamn poster hanging on my wall he is TOADALLY LEANING AGAINST IT. So I have to get one too. Just like his. Because I am hopeless and strange. Plus I nearly got a Mustang once years ago only my asshole ex brother in law wrecked it first. So you know THIS IS REVENGE TOO.
Dude, I'll have to find a pic online of that poster you have so I can see what you're talking about....

I toadally had a personalized license plate that had to do with a crush. I'm not even joking, dude. I actually ended up taking it off the car because I got over my crush because his last movie sucked butt and I couldn't be promoting that crap once I saw that wreck. And you know that movie had to really, really suck for me to hate it since I'm not so harsh on movies like SOME people....ahem.

Anyway, I don't know if I can handle the envy if you get that car. I don't know if I can take it, dude! I'd have to cry a trail of tears.....wait, wasn't that a song you wrote for the Munchkins? Trail of Tears something or other?
And you dare to call ME judgmental and mean about not watching that horrible movie I refuse to watch? Goddamn that must have been one bad movie for you do what you did.

*searches mind for worst possible flick that might cover it....*

Sorry Guys...

But in terms of sexiness, the Dodge Viper leaves the Mustang GT way behind.
You can have your Mustang... when I just happen across a spare 30-or-40 grand, I'm gettin a Viper!

Re: Sorry Guys...

You see, the GT is nowhere near that expensive plus it is hot as hell, so you can have your Viper. But I wouldn't say no to a ride in it if you actually got it....

And yes, you can ride in my GT even after you disparaged it. You can even drive it. You see how nice I can be? ;)

WHAT!

Unlike QueenOfSin, I would NOT allow you to ride in my GT after picking on it like this. In fact, I'd drive my GT straight up your ass for that remark.

Whoops. Sorry, I think I need to eat some lunch. I get a bit testy when I'm hungry. (Although, I'm still banning you from my GT, bub.)

Re: WHAT!

You are so harsh. I admire that. Maybe when I get my GT, you can fly to Houston to visit and I'll let you drive it around and deny the man access to the passenger seat because of his comments. He will have to watch from the sidelines in dismay.

I really want to see you go on a rampage of jealousy so I have to get this car, dude, it's become a Quest.

I will also try to find the poster pic for you and send it via email. Or maybe make a damn Stuart avatar for LJ. Because I toadally don't have enough already.

Re: WHAT!

I think you will have noticed the new Stuart avatar by now, but just in case, here it is again.

That's the Mustang GT in the background. I want one that color too. I'm a slut, I know.
Dude, that picture is so tiny I can barely see it. I think I still need you to email it to me. I tried to find it online, but no luck.

You're a toadal slut for Stuart. But, I'm also a slut, so I understand. It's not easy being a slut for these dudes. It's expensive. (*LOL*)
Can I flip him the bird while we peel out, too?

By the way, I can't drive a stick shift. (I know, I know, CAN IT, WILL YA?!) So, if you get a stick shift, we'll be peeling out at a whoppin' eight miles an hour. But, I still think my point will be made!

AN AUTOMATIC SPORTS CAR? ARE YOU TRIPPIN'???????

Please. What is the point of an automatic Mustang GT? DUUUUDE. Get over yourself and LEARN TO DRIVE A STICK. Even my old man, Pedley, can drive a stick, dude. He may not be able to find PANTS THAT FIT, but he operate a stick shift.

Also, there's a strict 10 mph speed limit in my apartment complex parking lot so that 8 mph idea would work. Plus then he would have a long time to watch you fade into the distance as you laugh manically behind the wheel.

I AIN'T TRIPPIN'! BUT YOU BE BUGGIN' AND SHIT!

I toadally anticipated your yelling at me about this. I told you to "CAN IT" because I knew you were going to screech about it!

I tried twice to learn and got so frustrated with it that I said, "fuck it!" I want to drive... I don't want to shift and brake and do all these freakin' dance moves just to drive down the road. Tell me what's so great about stick! I'M WAITING!

By the way, since I would only be going 8mph, you're right.... I could do the maniacal cackle for about twenty straight minutes. That would really get his goat.

Re: I AIN'T TRIPPIN'! BUT YOU BE BUGGIN' AND SHIT!

Dude, a stick is FUN. You and the car are one, you know. You aren't just DRIVING, you are EXPERIENCING. (I toadally could write copy for car ads, huh?)

There's nothing cooler than having a foot on the clutch, a foot on the gas and the stick between your fingers, dude. You OWN that motherfucking car and that RULZ!!!

Okay, enough. But seriously, once you get the dance moves down, it's like sheer poetry, girl.

By the way, dude, you're MEAN.

You "really want" to see me go on a rampage of jealousy?! Heartless woman, you are. (I'm talking like Yoda.)

Anyway, since I've found out that you want it yellow and not black, I would be mildly jealous. However, if you got it in black, inside and out, I might actually threaten suicide. Do you want me to carve "BLACK MUSTANG GT" into my skin with a knife, repeatedly, before lighting myself on fire and flinging myself off of a building?

Re: By the way, dude, you're MEAN.

As tempting as it might be to induce you into carving BLACK MUSTANG GT into your skin with a knife, repeatedly, I will be getting the yellow/gold/orange color, the one closest to what Carl drove in Night Stalker. I'm pretty sure it had a black interior though. Will that much at least make you rampage??? (Without the knife?)
Andre 8

December 2008

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